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NO THOUGHTS. JUST ZOOMIES.

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Meet VONSPEED CAsoon

nine lives. one speed.

psst. click the cat.
SER, IT’S A CAT.100% ZOOMIESZERO BRAKES.
Andrea Von Speed perched on a cat tree, staring with wide green eyesthe original menace.

THE LORE. MOSTLY CAT.

who is
vonspeed?

  • Black fur. White chest. Eyes set to maximum.
  • You’ve seen the stare. You’ve seen the zoomies. Andrea Von Speed is the cat behind it all.
  • One very real internet cat. One deeply unserious meme.
  • No thoughts. No brakes. Just VONSPEED.

SAVE IT. SEND IT. MAKE IT EVERYONE’S PROBLEM.

zero thoughts.
infinite memes.

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Andrea Von Speed — the silvercat incident

BUILT DIFFERENT.

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the silvercat incident

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Andrea Von Speed — an ordinary day, apparently

ZERO THOUGHTS. FULL SPEED.

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an ordinary day, apparently

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Andrea Von Speed — comprehension: questionable

ME READING THE WHITEPAPER

03

comprehension: questionable

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VONSPEED mascot artwork

9 LIVES. NO EXIT PLAN.

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a perfectly reasonable cat

VONSPEED ART
VONSPEED avatar artwork

YOUR NEW PERSONALITY.

05

take the pfp. become the cat.

VONSPEED ART
Andrea Von Speed — only the finest cat behaviour

NOT A SINGLE THOUGHT IN HERE.

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only the finest cat behaviour

VONSPEED CLIP
9LIVES
0BRAKES
1VERY FAST CAT

OMNIA’S VONSPEED MOMENTS. STRAIGHT FROM X.

the cat made it
to the timeline.

Omnia π’s X profile photoOmnia π @0xOmniaThe account behind the posts.View profile
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THE PROPHECY
“The android working the counter says they only accept VONSPEED coin.”

An excerpt from Omnia’s very specific vision of 2035.

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THAT BUTTON ISN’T GOING TO PRESS ITSELF.

one click.
full zoomies.

Your zoomies: 0. We can do better.

Your counter, on this device.

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